Gubmig is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, happy wasp.

Gubmig created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubmig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gubmig, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gubmig's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Gubmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Never mark doors with magenta.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.