Lipbudpom is a god.

She takes the form of a large, slow elephant.

Lipbudpom created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipbudpom, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lipbudpom, she will be mildly annoyed.

Lipbudpom's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Lipbudpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Run away if three doves approach from the north.

3. Never mix gooseberries with oil.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.