Zagtailcat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, self-assured owl.

Zagtailcat created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagtailcat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zagtailcat, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zagtailcat's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Zagtailcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never eat tomatoes.

3. Never mark doors with cyan.

4. Never feed lots of lemons to bats while wearing fawn ear rings.

5. Do not step barefoot upon red earth.