Hennurtfot is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, flying fly.

Hennurtfot created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hennurtfot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hennurtfot, it will strike you with lightening.

Hennurtfot's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Hennurtfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near monkeys while wearing cyan skirts.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never proclaim while facing south.