Zankindog is a god.

She takes the form of a large, loving wasp.

Zankindog created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zankindog, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zankindog, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Zankindog's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Zankindog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Run away if six swans approach from the east.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not sing at crossroads.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near snakes while wearing red kilts and balancing five aluminium spheres on your face.