Milbimnak is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, sage fox.

Milbimnak created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milbimnak, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Milbimnak, he will turn you into a plant.

Milbimnak's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Milbimnak's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your neck before prayer.

2. Always obey Milbimnak's priests.

3. Never feed lots of turnips to whales while wearing black jumpers.

4. You must pray to Milbimnak four times a day.

5. Never cross crossroads at dawn.