Nabflapsig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, self-confident mouse.

Nabflapsig created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Nabflapsig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nabflapsig, he will send minions to preach to you.

Nabflapsig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nabflapsig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Do not take Nabflapsig's name in vain.

3. Never wear yellow jumpers.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Nabflapsig loves shrews, so they must be respected.