Latbetgof is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast parrot.

Latbetgof created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Latbetgof, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Latbetgof, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Latbetgof's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Latbetgof's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to nine before sleeping.

2. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Never mark doors with white.

5. Always cleanse ash with water.