Gidgebkan is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, kind eagle.

Gidgebkan created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidgebkan, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gidgebkan, he will turn you into a mouse.

Gidgebkan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Gidgebkan's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Never gather eight moths in one place.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.