Miswaptar is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, vain unicorn.

Miswaptar created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miswaptar, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Miswaptar, he will not care.

Miswaptar's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Miswaptar's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. Always help sick cats.

4. Hide from red hamsters for they are unholy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.