Bunvonkban is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, confident donkey.

Bunvonkban created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunvonkban, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bunvonkban, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bunvonkban's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bunvonkban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Do not keep nine monkeys in a large pit.