Habmilzim is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, merciful finch.

Habmilzim created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habmilzim, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Habmilzim, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Habmilzim's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Habmilzim's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

2. Do not prepare parsnips while filled with fear.

3. Do not skip at mountains.

4. Always wash your neck before prayer.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Habmilzim.