Liggarnar is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent dingo.

Liggarnar created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Liggarnar, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Liggarnar, it will laugh at you.

Liggarnar's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Liggarnar's Holy Commandments

1. Liggarnar must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always count to five before sleeping.

3. Never think about dark energy near foxes while wearing black jumpers and balancing nine tin spheres on your back.

4. Never cross forests at dusk.

5. Never write about galaxies.