Bellkopsanbast is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, confident crow.

Bellkopsanbast created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellkopsanbast, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bellkopsanbast, he will boil you in a big pot.

Bellkopsanbast's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bellkopsanbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never speak at midnight.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Never eat green fruit.