Piblikmon is a god.

She takes the form of a large, loving dugong.

Piblikmon created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Piblikmon, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Piblikmon, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Piblikmon's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Piblikmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always obey Piblikmon's priests.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Piblikmon in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not prepare nuts while filled with envy.

5. Do not wear shirts marked with white.