Sogzedwot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, two-faced otter.

Sogzedwot created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogzedwot, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sogzedwot, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sogzedwot's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Sogzedwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sogzedwot's name in vain.

2. Never pray while filled with joy.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never play with disobedient children.