Ditvonxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish fox.

Ditvonxuc created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditvonxuc, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ditvonxuc, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ditvonxuc's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Ditvonxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow dolphins to witness sacred rites.

2. Never sing in the presence of elders.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near foxes while wearing blue skirts.

4. Ditvonxuc loves whales, so they must be honoured.

5. Never mention ants.