Pitbushashandamhitgen is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, fast butterfly.

Pitbushashandamhitgen created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitbushashandamhitgen, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pitbushashandamhitgen, he will turn you into a rat.

Pitbushashandamhitgen's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Pitbushashandamhitgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

4. Always act with purity when addressing children.

5. Always store tomatoes above ground.