Gommidbim is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, wise goat.

Gommidbim created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gommidbim, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gommidbim, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Gommidbim's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Gommidbim's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity.

2. Always remove stockings before entering holy places.

3. Pray only in darkness.

4. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.