Miswat is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing walrus.

Miswat created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Miswat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Miswat, it will not invite you to parties.

Miswat's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Miswat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

2. You must never eat aubergines.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Miswat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Retreat if five frogs approach from the west.