Mitvegbad is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, egotistical turtle.

Mitvegbad created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitvegbad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mitvegbad, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mitvegbad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Mitvegbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Mitvegbad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.