Wodloopnur is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil capybara.

Wodloopnur created dark matter four years ago.

If you believe in Wodloopnur, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wodloopnur, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wodloopnur's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Wodloopnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Never pray while filled with fear.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.