Piglarppidbepsom is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, overgenerous cow.

Piglarppidbepsom created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Piglarppidbepsom, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Piglarppidbepsom, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Piglarppidbepsom's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Piglarppidbepsom's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Always store beans above ground.

3. Do not laugh at forests.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always remove corsets before touching carbon.