Bigwatpom is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, idiotic centipede.

Bigwatpom created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigwatpom, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bigwatpom, he will turn you into a slug.

Bigwatpom's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bigwatpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Always look after injured seals.