Farjarnteen is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident grasshopper.

Farjarnteen created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Farjarnteen, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Farjarnteen, he will refuse to believe in you.

Farjarnteen's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Farjarnteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

2. Do not resist order.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

5. Never pour water over plants.