Cepmotster Flaggubgon is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, bad-tempered gorilla.

Cepmotster Flaggubgon created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepmotster Flaggubgon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cepmotster Flaggubgon, he will destroy your home planet.

Cepmotster Flaggubgon's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cepmotster Flaggubgon's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not take Cepmotster Flaggubgon's name in vain.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never touch oil while tainted.