Danspaghug is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, tranquil mole.

Danspaghug created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danspaghug, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Danspaghug, she will come to you in dreams.

Danspaghug's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Danspaghug's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse oil with water.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

4. Always wash your arms before prayer.

5. Do not cook food in pots.