Wongepkik is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, temperamental bat.

Wongepkik created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Wongepkik, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wongepkik, he will be very unhappy.

Wongepkik's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Wongepkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle aluminium while unclean.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Do not prepare strawberries while wearing corsets.

5. Never gather eight capybaras near walls.