Shavkimyat is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, astonishing aardvark.

Shavkimyat created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Shavkimyat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Shavkimyat, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Shavkimyat's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Shavkimyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

2. Feed all hungry manatees.

3. Always look after injured dolphins.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Always help tortoises in need.