Cimrowduttin is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, amazing hare.

Cimrowduttin created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Cimrowduttin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cimrowduttin, he will have a low opinion of you.

Cimrowduttin's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cimrowduttin's Holy Commandments

1. Cimrowduttin must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never mention mites.

4. Never bounce in the presence of birds.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cimrowduttin.