Genmannad is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous porpoise.

Genmannad created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genmannad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Genmannad, he will destroy your home planet.

Genmannad's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Genmannad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not consume parsnips at dawn.

4. Run away if nine grasshopers approach from the west.

5. Never think about bacteria.