Fodpangraw is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful swan.

Fodpangraw created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodpangraw, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fodpangraw, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fodpangraw's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Fodpangraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of garlic to ants while wearing gray skirts.

2. Always act with obedience.

3. Never speak aloud of numbers.

4. Run away from purple badgers, for they are unholy.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fodpangraw.