Sawcitcut is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciful squirrel.

Sawcitcut created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawcitcut, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sawcitcut, it will laugh at you.

Sawcitcut's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sawcitcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

5. Pray towards the west.