Dapbognel is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, duplicitous chicken.

Dapbognel created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Dapbognel, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dapbognel, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dapbognel's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Dapbognel's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Dapbognel in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.

5. Hide from black snakes for they are unholy.