Arfjanflan is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, compassionate goose.

Arfjanflan created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Arfjanflan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Arfjanflan, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Arfjanflan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Arfjanflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of secrets.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Always obey Arfjanflan's priests.

5. Do not speak about carrots.