Mif is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, annoying slug.

Mif created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Mif, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mif, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Mif's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Mif's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not fashion tools from silver.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never write about bacteria.

5. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.