Negpasdud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, stupid weasel.

Negpasdud created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negpasdud, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Negpasdud, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Negpasdud's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Negpasdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

3. Never touch blood while unclean.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not covet oxen.