Gabrak is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy porpoise.

Gabrak created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabrak, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gabrak, it will not care at all.

Gabrak's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gabrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Never laugh near whales.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

5. Never record numbers.