Zagsithun is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, dishonourable dolphin.

Zagsithun created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagsithun, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zagsithun, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Zagsithun's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Zagsithun's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never write about galaxies.