Bedgamaf Kanfetgess is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, thoughtless dragonfly.

Bedgamaf Kanfetgess created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedgamaf Kanfetgess, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bedgamaf Kanfetgess, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bedgamaf Kanfetgess' most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bedgamaf Kanfetgess' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Never cross rivers at dawn.

3. Bedgamaf Kanfetgess loves badgers, so they must be respected.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Never eat green fruit.