Barnjamquat is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, weak zebra.

Barnjamquat created a top quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Barnjamquat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Barnjamquat, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Barnjamquat's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Barnjamquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Barnjamquat must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.