Pasrulyim is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, all-knowing finch.

Pasrulyim created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasrulyim, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pasrulyim, he will not invite you to parties.

Pasrulyim's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Pasrulyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Run away if nine swans approach from the west.

3. Shun those given to greed.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never go into black rooms.