Stafcunsaf Hubwigomt is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, almighty spider.

Stafcunsaf Hubwigomt created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafcunsaf Hubwigomt, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stafcunsaf Hubwigomt, it will turn you into a frog.

Stafcunsaf Hubwigomt's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Stafcunsaf Hubwigomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare corn while wearing scarves.

2. Hide from black manatees for they are unholy.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Shrews are not to be trusted.

5. Never adorn your feet with indigo markings.