Flybotbut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-powerful newt.

Flybotbut created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flybotbut, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flybotbut, she will jump up and down on your head.

Flybotbut's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Flybotbut's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never paint your back green.

4. Retreat if eight geese approach from the north.

5. Always help ants.