Mitgessdod is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awe-inspiring dragonfly.

Mitgessdod created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitgessdod, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mitgessdod, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mitgessdod's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Mitgessdod's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never wear cyan shoes.

4. Feed all hungry goats.

5. Always treat voles with great respect.