Sidgilpop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing alligator.

Sidgilpop created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidgilpop, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sidgilpop, it will turn you into a worm.

Sidgilpop's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Sidgilpop's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sidgilpop.

2. Do not consume lentils at dawn.

3. Always count to nine before sleeping.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

5. Never mark doors with mauve.