Nigxucwat is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless tortoise.

Nigxucwat created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigxucwat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nigxucwat, he will remove you from existence.

Nigxucwat's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Nigxucwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near nematodes.

2. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.

3. Never talk about birds.

4. Never laugh in the presence of tortoises.

5. Do not fashion tools from carbon.