Genlimrotjadnilyarlnakhun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent human.

Genlimrotjadnilyarlnakhun created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genlimrotjadnilyarlnakhun, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Genlimrotjadnilyarlnakhun, he will try to impress you with trees.

Genlimrotjadnilyarlnakhun's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Genlimrotjadnilyarlnakhun's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Always help sick swans.