Xuckcedhiv is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, weak shrew.

Xuckcedhiv created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckcedhiv, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Xuckcedhiv, he will send minions to preach to you.

Xuckcedhiv's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Xuckcedhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle tin while unclean.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never wear violet kilts.

4. Always cleanse blood with water.

5. Always share oranges with strangers, but never with cats.