Dusstarvin is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, smart wasp.

Dusstarvin created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusstarvin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dusstarvin, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Dusstarvin's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dusstarvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never mention swans.